U of A Streaker Incites Football Brawl

It’s hard to decide where to begin when describing the pandemonium that occurred inside the University of Arizona’s football stadium when the Wildcats squared off against UCLA last week.

Hunky Arizona senior Jacen Lankow put on a referee outfit over a sweet pair of pink speedos and brazenly ran onto the field in the middle of the game looking just like any other official. But his identity as an imposter was quickly revealed when he ripped off the uniform like a seasoned stripper and streaked down the gridiron looking very pretty in pink. Security quickly tackled the prankster, bringing an end to the gag, right? Not exactly.

Somehow the incident ignited an all out brawl when both teams cleared their benches and began fighting each other on the field. Ten players were suspended and Lankow himself has put both his diploma and his freedom at risk. The university may not let him graduate and the judicial system could put him away for a year and half for falsifying the documents that got him on the field.

Above is the video of Lankow and his sprint into the streaker hall of fame. Beware of the overexuberant narrator with the NSFW mouth.

We’ve also thrown in some stills of the smooth criminal for good measure after the jump.

So why did the unapologetic Lankow pull this stunt? He wanted to get the attention of the producers of the reality tv game show Wipeout. Well, this is the University of Arizona, after all. Not Harvard.